Some people go quiet when they’re angry. Dog parents? They go psycho—especially when it comes to their fur baby. This tee is for the unapologetically protective pet parent who would absolutely lose it if someone messed with their pup. It’s part threat, part comedy, and 100% relatable.
Made from super-soft cotton that feels as cozy as a dog snuggle (but with way more edge), this shirt doesn’t just make a statement—it screams it. Perfect for walks, brunch, vet visits, or anywhere you need people to know: “I will not be calm. I will not be cool. I will go full psycho.”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
